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You're the guest of honor at a crazy dinosaur dinner party.
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DINOSAUR'S FEAST
What do the dinosaurs eat
When the herbivores, omnivores, and carnivores meet?
Should we slice them sausage, should we pickle them beets?
Should we shred a head of lettuce, should we smoke some beef?
What’s the dentist gonna find when he cleans them teeth,
With a pick ax and a push broom at the dinosaurs feast?
Look who's first to join us -
Crest headed parasaurolophus.
Grinding his teeth - jaw side to side
Big old molars flat and wide
Chewing on leaves till he’s satisfied
munching on weeds all starry eyed
Ring the dinner bell, ring it loud, ring it well.
Blow a bugle, beat the drum, give a yell.
It’s the best, it’s the worst, it’s the most, it’s the least -
Full of contradictions, it’s the dinosaurs feast
Look who walked in the door
Without an invitation it's velociraptor.
Vicious and rude, rippin’ at his food
Chopping on his dinner in a rotten mood
Blood drippin’ teeth all fierce and crude
Angry meat-eater he’s a really mean dude
Ring the dinner bell, ring it loud, ring it well.
Blow a bugle, beat the drum, give a yell.
It’s the best, it’s the worst, it’s the most, it’s the least -
Full of contradictions, it’s the dinosaurs feast
It’s hard to plan the menu
It’s hard because you never can tell
It’s hard to keep your cool when you know your guests could get hungry and eat you as well
Ring the dinner bell, ring it loud, ring it well.
Blow a bugle, beat the drum, give a yell.
It’s the best, it’s the worst, it’s the most, it’s the least -
Full of contradictions, it’s the dinosaurs feast
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released July 29, 2014
Vocals, Guitar, Spoons - Jaime Theurich
Bass - Paul Byrne
Drums, Percussion - Darren Gage
Cow Bell - Guy Gsell
Engineered, Mixed and Mastered by Paul Byrne
Words and Music by Guy Gsell
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